Dear Kaycee



Is your roommate not cleaning her side of the room? Do you have an annoying co-worker who won’t leave you alone outside of work hours? Do you think it’s perfectly normal to stalk exes on Instagram?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions or reluctantly thought — maybe — then this is the place for you!

Hello, I’m Kaycee, your friendly neighborhood koala. I’m ready to give you the answers to many of life’s burning questions.

You might think of me as a small animal who lounges in trees all day, but I can guarantee I am much more than that. Maybe not too much more, but enough. I know you may be wondering how a koala could help you when your significant other won’t text you back after three days. And even though I might not have found “the one” myself, I’ve watched The Notebook plenty of times to know what’s up. 

Koalas have been around for a long time, and we know a thing or two about life. To be honest, I am probably over-koalafied for this job. But times are tough, and I am looking for work anywhere I can.

If you’re scared about airing your dirty laundry or asking simple questions, just know that this column is anonymous. That means your roommate will not know that you are talking about her and her poor cleaning habits. Even if she might have her suspicions.

Please try to keep your questions under 100 words. You can send them to me at [email protected], or you can drop it in my mailbox in the dining hall. Make sure you check the PostScript website to see if you questions were answered. It’s just that simple! If a koala can do it, you then you can too!

Looking forward to hearing from you all soon.